Thursday, 1 May 2014

What Goes Around......

Well you know what they say. What goes around comes around and this chap was certainly due his come uppance. 

Couldnt have happened to a better chap.

Story taken from The Daily Mail.

"Captain' of replica U-boat charged with £1.1 million VAT fraud and money laundering after Customs raid on his submarine


  • 'Capt' Richard Williams, 54, of Blackpool, faces five fraud allegations 

  • He and partner Laurel, 32, charged with £1.1million VAT fraud

  • Relate to sale of disability products to individuals, rest homes and  NHS.

The self-styled captain of a replica U-boat has been charged with £1.1million VAT fraud and money laundering after a Customs raid on his submarine. 

'Capt' Richard Williams, 54, of Blackpool faces five fraud allegations alongside his partner Laurel, 32.

He has been charged under the naval title  - and a series of other aliases he is claimed to have used - after the raid on his self-made barge in January 2012.

The replica U8047 was moored outside the Royal Armouries at Leeds at the time of the customs raid, after Williams had toured the waterways of Northern Ireland and northern Britain. 

Williams appeared before Manchester City Magistrates Court and was bailed to appear at Manchester Crown Court in May.

The charges relate to the sale of disability products to rest homes and the NHS - as well as to individuals.

Williams - also known as Stephen Howarth - and his partner were summonsed to appear at court 15 months after their original arrest.

In May 2011, Williams spoke to the Mail while touring around the Liverpool waterways dressed in full German submarine commander regalia. 

He told reporters he was a former mobility scooter salesman and had spent more than £50,000 building the U boat.

He also revealed that the boat had been subject to attack from passers-by who thought that he was a Nazi."

Having had the misfortune to meet this chap in the flesh I would say it is more likely he was subject to attacks due to his very obnoxious behaviour.

Hopefully this will be the last we have to see of the character for a very long time.

I wonder if he will wear his uniform in prison.......








222 comments:

  1. Can I just say, your right, he is the most obnoxious man I've ever had the displeasure of meeting, let alone being married to him. and I am 27 not 32 and we separated a good while ago too! You can always believe what you read, but I agree that the attacks endured throughout the time I spend with him was mostly due to his treatment and behavior towards others, let alone myself. Laurel.

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  2. I would have to agree. I too have met this "man" whose only goal in life is to buuly and disrupt peoples lives and steal. He used to collect money on that sub in donation boxes, and spend it at the end of each day. He loves to threaten people and he also turned up in court with a walking frame, pretending to be disabled!

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  3. Indeed.

    We had a run in with this chap at the Clarence Dock visitor moorings. We couldnt even get off the moorings without him pestering us. When we finally left the moorings it then turned into a personal online vendeta with torrents of abuse and threats purely because we didnt visit his "museum" whilst we were moored in Leeds.

    What a first rate knob he is. I sincerely hope he gets what he deserves.

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  4. I am asking the administrator to stop this harassment of this persons character. He is merely charged with and not convicted of any crime of Tax fraud and all the above is Malicious and Libelus as it is not printed contemporaneously and the Authors and publishers here have no absolute privilege like the journalists in court. You Are opening yourselves up to a can of worms and could seriously prejudice a crown court trial.

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  5. Spoken in the same format as the "Captain" himself. Why the anonimity this time?

    There is nothing written here that is libelous or slanderous. The main body of the text is taken from a National newspaper and the comments are peoples own opinions. If you feel otherwise please feel free to report the posting to whomever you see fit. I won't hold my breath in anticipation of their reply.

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    1. the comment above is obviously from "the captain". This one is from someone who is helping to put him away for good :)

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  6. Yes. I'm not quite sure who he thinks he is fooling!

    I'm sure he thought he was fooling HMRC as well!

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  7. lol he went to court with a zimmer frame with a seat on it, and didnt have to stand up in court, but his excuses won't stand up in court on he 21st May in Blackpool!

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  8. Both myself, Capt. R. Williams and my wife Laurel Howarth are merely accused and charged (jointly) of this aledged fraud and have not been convicted of it.

    Some of the comments here are quite malicious and could seriously prejudice an ongoing crown court trial.

    Capt. R. Williams

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  9. and you, "Captain" will be accused very shortly of mental and physical cruelty, oh and benefit fraud, which has been reported

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  10. Remember all those appointments you made her miss, for the doctors so she couldn't get help and to get away from you? Remember talking over the top of her, saying she was mentally ill and couldn't speak for herself? Remember buying her alcohol so you keep her trapped in a loop? You are a malicious waste of space, a liar and a fraudster. You email people telling them that it's everyone else, and you post comments on blogs that just make you look like a berk, which evereyone who meets you knows it true. Butter wouldn't melt in your mouth would it? When Laurel first met you you were a tramp and Laurel took pity on you, and look what you did to repay her? What about one of your other marriages, where you dressed as a headmaster, and married a 16 year old was it? Correct me if I'm wrong, and she dressed as Britney Spears in a school girl outfit? What planet do you live on, so I can avoid it?

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  11. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzOFEllW2lM and STILL thinks he's getting away with it. How blatant can you be? VAT69 ring any bells?

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  12. Ah yes "captain". I'm sure it has all been one big mistake. After all it is an everyday occurrance that people are merely charged with £1.1 million tax fraud! I'm sure HMRC have got it all wrong! Or maybe not!

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  13. And "captain" there is nothing here that would prejudice a court case. Views here a peoples own views and comments.

    It does appear that people don't hold you in very high regard.

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  14. Steven Howarth has been known to pretend to feign a heart attack when the police arrest him. He is now in hospital with heart problems.

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  15. This may intrest you
    http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/news/crime/wife-of-u-boat-captain-in-dock-1-5707303

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  16. "wife of uboat Captain in Dock" - She was Cleared of this - The Captain LIED to the police. Imagine that!

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  17. His wife told us that she had hit him with a whiisky bottle. But that he had drpped the charges to protect her, because she had been convicted in the past of asolting a young girl and of pushing the captain over and kicking him on he ground in front of two police officers. So, was she lieing to us then or misleeding you now?

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  18. We met Loren his wife only last week and she told us and a friend that she had been violent to him on many occasions, she was gloating about all the affairs that she'd had and how she had got drunk a few nights earlier and smashed his house up, injuring her arm, she showed us the bruise..

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  19. Yes, I wondered when this would crop up, and as I personally have nothing to gain or lose from this I will say that, that incident caused me to be on bail for 6 months, I was cleared of this as it was again, all a pack of lies to keep me from literally living a normal life without Mr Howarth/Williams. He even admitted to my own family (whom I and I alone was invited to stay with) that the incident didn't even occur but did it just because he was annoyed with me! It's not the first time either! Generally I haven't personally attacked or threatened anyone throughout the time spend with the abominable hell whole called U-8047, yet had to suffer the backlash from his threats and disgusting manner towards visitors or fellow boaters at Clarence Dock. Also I will point out that the articular was wrote by a fellow free-lance journalist who has regular contact with Mr Howarth/Williams and well work it out! Kind Regards, Laurel.

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  20. You can't back out of it this time Steven. How was hospital. I've been told you go into hospital hen you have no food and money?

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  21. oh look its him again! If by talking you mean to the 3/4 local heroin/alcoholics you have round your property, as I couldn't go out, well... we shall see! Let the divorce solicitors sort through that one hey Steve! Now as I have a life to be getting along with I shall not reply to anymore as I think with that current situation would only make things worse???

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  22. But Lolly, we saw and chatted to you whilst sat in his home last week, holding his hand laughing and and cuddling him and slagging off your boyfriend in Leeds, who you said had been holding you prisoner and had strangled you a few weeks earlier. Surely you cant have it both ways hun. Have you been convicted of assaulting a young girl and Steve?

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  23. It was a win bottle that didn't hit you!

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  24. Steven is in Hospital after suffering from the stress of "your boyfriend" harassing and bullying him through social media for the last week week.. LOOK THERE HE GO's AGAIN

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  25. Steve threatened to F our dead baby, wrapped in celophane, killed Laurels dog, and will argue with anyone so long as he wins!

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  26. and if anyones comments are liable its your comments that are liable towards myself! and on that note.....

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  27. We just traced your ISP, and know it's you posting these anonymous posts!

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  28. You're trying to play one off against the other Captain. It doesn't work anymore. Laurel has told me absolutely everything. She likes telling the truth, it's setting her free, and she is sleeping a whole lot better now. She is a damn sight happier since she sa the Doctor, and now has a lot of back up. Where is yours? How's Karen your heroin addict new squeeze?

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  29. Please, dont make me laugh! I spent more of my time at my fathers! I was only doing what I was told to do as in regards of being at court and being told to keep quite by you and your family, even your own son admitted to my PARTNER that you infact rung him once asking you to help remove a certain something! So, bring it on, its not me that started all of this, but yourself! No more!

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  30. Now then children.

    May I politely request that none of you hide behind the veil of anonimity as all of you are traceable.

    All of your comments are welcomed from both sided of the story. However hiding behind "anonymous" comments doesn't really do any of the comments justice. It makes it more akin to spam.

    I would prefer that I didn't have to approve every single comment that is posted. So again I politely request any comments are in the very least signed.

    Thank you in advance .

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  31. The more the Captain says, the closer Laurel and David get. I'm very happy for them both, and see that she is happy, so that makes me happy :)

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  32. As I said, nothing to hide. Naughty-Cal ;)

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  33. Why hide behind anonymous, then show yourself bensonix? Twe last questions, please answer this time.. 1. Has Laurel been convicted in the past of asolting a young girl and of pushing the captain over and kicking him on he ground in front of two police officers. 2 Have you been convicted of beating a woman ex partner and harassment like lolly told us?

    We are not menbers of any blog's sorry..

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  34. Yes i have a conviction for common assault. It was in my past and I did my time. You love to play on this don't you? You don't know the facts of the case, so anything you say about that case is also libelous. I'm not proud of it. But you will also have extra charges of assault when the fist shaped bruise and the hand print bruise on her left thigh come to light.

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  35. HAHAHAHA... and I could list what exactly you (Steve) have done! And you fell over your own pants as you were turning away, look, end of the day, what has been done from both sides is done, its for the courts to work out that one for themselves. I have professional backup from person(s) that have been involved from the past and all relating to the abuse and mental abuse I endured with being involved with Mr Howarth/Williams. As for affairs, the is documented evidence from yourself (steven) involving two 19 year old girls! LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS EH STEVE!!!!

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  36. These screen captures are hard to read. If it's hard for me to read then I don't know how the elderly get on?

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  37. Also terribly sorry to hear that you have been in Hospital, but my partner is not responsible for you drinking yourself to death nor am I, but I suggest you shouldn't give out what you cannot receive. I am meerly being honest and I too have the right to defend myself! I haven't been in trouble with the police for 5 years now, I was young and stupid as we have all been there to some extent but the last two I have spend with my partner David whom both together haven't had police called constantly 24/7 for disruption or any trouble apart from you harassing us, which was documented because you couldn't face the fact that where you go, trouble follows. To be honest, I think your best course of action is to seek professional help from a psychologist because quite frankly I for one believe your truly insane and you cannot determine the difference between real-life and fantasy!

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  38. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antisocial_personality_disorder best describes Steven Howarth, oh and THIS definately! http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html - take a good rad Steve, but you won't believe it - you can't!

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  39. We have been busy tonight, print screening the messages you sent to Laurel, on Facebook, from all of her accounts, which go way way back. All the threats, all the name calling, all the mental abuse. All of it. It's all going to her solicitor. I told you this a few weeks ago, but I think you thought your scare tactics would put us off.

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  40. "Well that just about wraps it up for god!" #HitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy

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  41. Steven Howarth / Richard Williams has now been reported for COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT of Grumpuss The Cat (@GrumpussTheCat on Twitter), which is the SOLE WORK of Laurel Monckman (ex of Howarth). Twitter have replied and are taking action, and so are we!

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  42. Bensonix. I have asked politely that all posters at the very least sign their name below posts. If you continue to post on an anonymous basis I will just trace the IP adresses of posts and delete any further comments from you.

    I dont want to go down the route of approving every comment as quite frankly I have better things to be doing with my time.

    This will be the final warning on the matter.

    Thank YOU in advance.

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  43. My how it seems that his twisted web of lies and deception have caught up with him.

    Happy days. Not long now until the 21st.

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  44. GRUMPUSS THE CAT IS LAUREL AND BENSONIX IS DAVID G GRIFFITHS - IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU?

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    1. It isnt just for my benefit it is also for that of the blog readers.

      I understand this is somewhat of a contentious topic however it would be much appreciated if the petty back stabbing could be kept to a minimum.

      As I said previously I would prefer not to have to approve every comment posted so some cooperation from all of you would be much appreciated otherwise the post will just be shut down which would be a shame . So please behave!

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  45. petty backstabbing. oh just delete us. Do what you want. From what im given to understand your a snob anyway. bye bye!

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  46. May I remind you that you have chosen to comment on this post on my blog. If you don't like having to play nicely then please feel free to pick up your toys and dummy and take them elsewhere.

    I can assure you that I am far from a snob. So I'm sorry to tell you that you have been misinformed on that matter.

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  47. Found something you might be interested in?

    https://www.facebook.com/RachaelJennings28?fref=ts

    The Captain himself???? LOL talk about fraud! Kind regards, Laurel

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  48. god you sound like the Captain now!

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  49. It's the Captain, that's the point. That's how much you peed him off! That's what he's like!

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  50. Yes, quite obviously and it has been reported to Facebook. It seems his list of fraudulent activity knows no bounds.

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  51. It also shows what a petty little man he really is. A campaign of hate against someone who refused to pay to go on his narrowboat fantasy land. He really is in a world of his own isnt he.

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  52. Well Rachael, I thought you was a bit malicious, I take it all back, lol

    Surely when you read the above you can see who it is thats completly obsessed with harrasing me, over the last two weeks and you should read the abuse I am getting from him on twitter?

    I am out of hospital and still can not comment on any of the above because of legal reasons, other than to say that the trial of Laurel and I will not be at Blackpool next week, that is in fact just a pre hearing in Manchester, indeed it will probebly not be untill next year before it starts and will be at Manchester.

    Al the best chuck, nice Blog btw

    Capt. Richard Williams

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  53. Ha Ha!

    Don't make me laugh.

    If I'm the malicious one why did you set up a fraudulent Facebook page in my name?

    Why start a hate campaign purely because I refused to fund your fantasy?

    You are a nasty piece of work and it looks like it is all catching up with you.

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    1. Please read again what I just said... It was a compliment !
      And what on earth are you on about fake FB account?

      Capt R. Williams

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  54. The fake account was linked to in a previous comment. Heres a link to it for you.

    https://www.facebook.com/RachaelJennings28?fref=ts

    Funnily enough this was set up very shortly after you started your hate campaign against me for not visiting your "submarine".

    Im sure you will now say that this is all one big coincidence.

    It has been reported to Facebook.

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  55. As far as I know, you say that you met me in Leeds and did not visit the museum, other than whats on this blog I do not understand.

    What hate campaign, where and when, I do remember meeting you as you had a Sealine and I told you I used to have a 365 Sportsbridge.

    Other than that I have never met or spoken, messaged you before.

    Capt. Williams

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  56. I can post a link to some of the many Canal World Forum topics you stalked me on if you like. Or would you prefer I copy and paste some of the many nasty emails from you instead?

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    1. Other that the time we chatted in Leeds, we have never met, I dont think.

      Copy and past what you like but I assure you I have not personally sent you anything, I dont know you other than in Leeds that day and when I found this blog last week.

      I have looked at the FB page and it is an old account of mine opened in 2008.

      Someone has obviously changed the name and details to you. If you look carefully, most of the messages are things I would have sent to Laurel, it is around the time of my 50th birthday.

      There are also comments placed by some of my family members and friends.

      Some one somewhere is mixing us a bottle for some reason somewhere. Please just ignore it like I am going to do.

      Capt R Williams..

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  57. How very convenient for you.

    Heres a reminder for you look.

    http://www.canalworld.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=46644&hl=%20clarence%20%20dock&page=3

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    1. Not me I assure you. But I will say sorry for anything that has been fraked to you in my name.

      Its all a bit like trying chat to somone online who says that they are a white 25 year old woman living in America, when realy they are a Black 45 year old man sat in a boiler room in Ghana who is after scamming you...

      You never know who you are chatting to unless it's face to face. and I am here in Blackpool and would chat with you anytime, without insults, as you, along with everyone are entitled to your opinions.

      Thanks for this valuble insite,

      Capt R. Williams..

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  58. Links to many more here.

    http://www.canalworld.net/forums/index.php?showuser=13717&tab=blog

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  59. Ah let me guess. The fraud after has been defrauded himself?

    This is all news to you?

    You have been well and truly tangled in your own web of lies and deception. Your butter wouldn't melt routine doesn't hold any ground with me.

    You are a sad, nasty little man who is about to get what he deserves.

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  60. I cannot comment about the aledged fraud and the links you have given only point to your abuse at me, sorry. I meant this blog, the aledged abuse I have given to you in the past is somthing I only found out about over the last to weeks when Laurel left. It's funny that everything brought up and said on here has come from her and her boyfriend, who were both having an affair under my nose on the boat at the time,

    Please just think about it !

    Capt R Williams

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  61. Funny how it is always someone elses fault with you isnt it?

    I suppose it was someone elses fault you were a complete knobhead when we met face to face?

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  62. You've hit the nail on the head with this one, he really is a nasty piece of work, who believes his own lies. He went to court with a walking frame last time. He doesn't need it. It will be pointed out on the 21st that he doesnt need it either.

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  63. Also, the car that he got from Mobility? It's in Ireland!

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  64. Hey Steve, where did you learn all about #Fraud - from your Dad? Wasn't he done for #Fraud as well? And dont you think you should close all the web pages that are trying to sell stuff to people, eg: secure date? 400 quid a pop for you to find someone a perfect partner. You ARE having a laugh arent you? And how do you propose to "securely vet" people with "police checks" ? You havent got the resources. The only thing you have is a big desk to sit behind in your fake ova office (@oval_office_uk). We are going to make sure your lies are known to as many people as possible. Laurel has met the man who is going to love and care for her without ordering her about, or telling her what to do. We laugh everyday, and work really well together. Shame you just married her to use and abuse her. There is NO WAY she is contacting you now "WOO" or otherwise. You're starting to lose. It's going to be a long drop!

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  65. I was not having an affair "under your nose!" infact I left that monstrosity of a boat/home and never went back! Two days later you had two 19 year old girls living with you that you found off the street... Actually its not even worth the time to go on about it, generally you make a lot of people psychically sick with your out-spoken words of hate, maybe if you for once learnt to keep your mouth shut, you wouldn't be on here trying to defend your so-called charming character Mm? Just a Thought! And passing the blame on to me, well...that is just a joke in itself! All the evidence is there in black and white or are you going to use the excuse that someone else was using your computer at the time?? As it couldn't of possibly have been me, as I was too busy having an affair at the time (as you say)!!!! Just grow up Steven, act your age and stop blaming everyone else for your own actions!!

    Laurel.

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  66. http://www.canalworld.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=46644&page=4 this is SO funny!

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  67. Remember about a couple of weeks after Laurel left you to stay with me, and you sent the police round for a welfare check? That's twice now! Remember offering to cut our throats? Remember killing Laurels dog? Remember the physical abuse she had to endure? She was also banned from the Royal Armories because of your actions, Reven. It would appear that everywhere you go, and everyone you meet, you bring problems to.

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  68. Also you even had me banned from The Royal Armouries after your hate campaign with them, nothing personally to do with myself, just you and your behavior alone. I had a nice chat with them on Monday and even got a free coffee, apology and full support from them, then there is The Canal Trust and Security of Clarence Dock who also wish you to NEVER grace them with your presence ever again.. So they are all to blame as well! Come on fella, use your head for once eh? I've thoroughly enjoyed reading this blog, to be honest, I think there is no more to be said from my point. If David wants to stand-up for himself or me for that matter, I can't see a problem with it, more than what you've ever done for me Steven. Keep posting more lies if you must, but I will not retaliate for any reason, I think its best kept in court! See you then!

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  69. oh and say hi to your brother for me eh?

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  70. As the title of the topic says.

    What goes around comes around.

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  71. Hey Reven, remember grabbing Mark by the throat and dragging him off the floor? Boy was your face red!

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  72. When they appoint a psychiatrist for you (which they will, without the shadow of a doubt) they will say you are passive agressive - Do you know what this means? It means you act like butter wouldn't melt in your mouth!

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  73. http://twitpic.com/e3w8mc threats and abuse from Steven Howarth / Richard Williams!

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  74. Steven has now removed an account of Laurels called My Art on facebook as she is the legal copyright owner of her work and not him

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  75. laurel with solicitor. this is the end for Williams!

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  76. Williams has admitted in court the 1.1m tax fraud so he only gets 4 years instead of 8. he went with a walking frame, pretending to be ill. he now has a car, yet has sleep apnia and shouldnt be driving. he's still pestering myself and laurel online, and still ating all the innocent, but hes going to get more years for what he did to her and also #allegedly liking children a bit too much for anyones liking. Just thought youd like to know :)

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  77. On and on an on. Yes I have admitted Cheating the Public Revenue. Sadly my dear estranged wife has taken the advice of her boyfriend, (after all he's been to Jail) and has pleaded not guilty on the grounds that She was Young and I allegedly abused her for 10 years, dispite the facy that two of the company's were in her name, using her bank, spending the money on her family. She will lose and get about 6 years.

    Capt. R. Williams

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  78. yes and the money was transferred to your bank and the accounts were in books bought by u and she never met your accountant. I knew if i dangled the carrot on the stick youd come here as well. see ive done my time and you have no right to keep on trying to influence people against me. I will be pursuing a case against you for harassment AFTER ALL i am MENTALLY ILL and i have SUPPORT for it. BTW nice one reporting her for selling her art when she hadnt, and she wasnt in reciept of benefits at the time. The compliance Officer came round and we told him the truth and that you are a manipluating tax fraud liar and cheat. Look out when u get reported for driving with sleep apnia! She didnt take my advice her solicitor told her to plead not guilty based on what she told him, and the FACTS that have since emerged. Found those KEYS yet?

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  79. 3 days after she left u u hd 2 girls of19 on ur toy sub,so hw cn u say sh was having an affair & that is grounds for me paying 4 ur divorce? and you pay women to have sex with you, and you buy heroin for your so called girlfriend. By the way, attempted murder means she can get legal aid for a divorce. James was in the car, she was in a carpet. I rest my case. Thats a few more years in prison then. She needs letters from a psychiatrist and or doctor to confirm, so thats in her medical records. Talk your way out of that! She won't be dropping the cahrges this time, you will not doubt be pleased to here. And she's changing her last name as soon as, no doubt because I'm manipulating her into doing so. Hope you're really upset and angry now. Whose having the last laugh? People in glass houses? Don't want James doing time now do we? Lol. Oh and since you didnt sell her to Dennis to write-off the 4k u owe him, thats a shame isnt it?

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  80. https://www.facebook.com/ScratchedRecord2014?ref=hl

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  81. still on twitter as @sleep_advice_uk tho arent you? and still claiming working tax credits, and mobility allowance, and still borrowing money you cant pay back. shame you havent got a woman to put out to pasture eh, or maybe you have - isnt that Karen? Well arent you going to have an enjoyable day going thru all ive posted - damage limitations eh - you don't want your good name sullied now do you? "Cool as a cucumber" :)

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  82. Blar blar blar...Oh David I am so hurt an upset, I dont know what to say.

    We did the crime and will do the time, end of.. apart from that:

    Nothing really matters, Nothing Really Matters At All....

    Capt. R. Williams

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  83. Tell that to your cell mates.

    Will you wear your "uniform" for them?

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  84. hi :) yes he's either pretending not to be upset (cos he can't fight THIS truth), or he's pissed, or he's saving his cild like annoaynces to get angry tomorrow, or report us for something again.

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  85. He really has no shame.

    Perhaps a spell behind bars will do him good. Especially if his cell mates find out he likes fiddling with kids and beating up women!

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  86. oh but he's not guilty of that! Because he's always avoided the law he thinks he's not guilty and therefore untouchable. And it won't just be a spell behind bars. There's a whole lot more detail to this, meaning he's going to get a lot more time, but he doesnt realise or believe this either. Some people faced with this sort of future tend to do away with themselves, and throw themselves on their sword, but the rat isn't going to go down with the sinking ship is he? Women and children first would surely be his way of doing things#allegedly #WithoutPrejudice

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  87. so tell me, just what was it about her that you need her back so desperately. what did she do that made your sick life complete? all i see is that she was there to be controlled and cajolled?

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  88. Perhaps she knows more than he would like.

    Can't wait for this Web to be fully unraveled!

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  89. how many times did you physically attack your ex Richard? Little fucking prick! How many men have you fucked? How many times did u take money off people to try and sell other people? I bet you fucked your dad as well didnt you

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  90. How to be a Character Assasinator General, by Steven Howarth / Richard Williams: 1. Find people who have no backbone or are who are low because of circumstance. 2. Find out what they like. 3. Be nice to them for a bit to get them i your confidence. 4. Buy them things. 5. go though all their belongings to find information about them, and get their passwords for online social media networks and read all their messages, texts and emails. 6. Make up fake social network accounts and follow them and their friends then send messages to their friends saying they are not what they seem, and spread lies, rumours and gossip. 7. Get them on drugs, or alcohol and keep them in a state where they can't think for themselves and use them to commit crimes and fraud, and make as much money out of it as you can. 8. call the police on them after you have beaten fuck out of them, and then hit yourself with a wine or whiskey bottle to make out it was them, call the police and get them put in a mentl institution. 9. if they are underage, groom them then have sex with them then say its their fault and that they should kill themselves if you lose control over them for a second. 10. Claim that butter wouldn't melt in your mouth. 11. Learn how to be a criminal from your relatives as they are just as bad. 12. Buy them animals, then kill some of them.

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  91. 13. claim benefits you are not entitled to, and fake heart attacks if the police come knokcing, so you can get a nice warm bed, the nurses attention and free food for a night or two 14. Order them to fetch and carry for you, shouting at them at all times. 15, throw your toys out of the pram constantly, and act like a spoiled child. 16. Eat, drink and be merry at the expense of everyone ad everything else. 17. always lead them into a false sense of security and tell them what they want to hear

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  92. Look I am a VAT Fraudster, self confessed, I will be going to Jail for this and it;s not a problem. Laurel and I had so much money we did not know what to do with it and had a great time with it Whoopy do we did not hurt or harm anyone, just spent, enjoyed and helped loads of people along the journey. . But I am no pedo, and have never hurt or abused anyone.

    Surely when you read the rants of this man Bensonix, the one who stole my wife, you can see clearly from his ranting what a bitter twisted moron he is..?

    This idiot is openly admitting he is a GRASS and is inciting violanc against me and my household by wrongfully alleging that I am a pedofile and printing my name and address.

    Capt. R. Williams

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  93. your address is in the Blackpool Gazette though you posted mine on facebook. If people read your tweets at @sleep_advice_uk they will see that yo are following these rules - your rules. You don't know you're doing it or playing a very good job at being a dumb fucker, which you do oh so well. I obviously STOLE your wife, the one you physcially and verbally abused. This is why your getting more time in prison Steven, its all documented. She got back up and help (finally) and you didn' because you never believed you needed it. The people on twitter know me and my reputation. i talk to a whole lot of people on a regular basis. i TALK to people, i dont go around calling people names and posting abuse, only at you because you deserve it. he is a GRASS. in what respect? Facts Steven Facts! We have FACTS that you are indeed a pedofile else i would not be so stupid as to have it in print on the internet. it was all over your computer Steven. You never helped loads of people along the journey, you're too mean. There is nothing left. I will keep adding to the How to be A Character Assasinator until ive worked you out completely, and everyone can see you for who and what you really are!

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  94. Your "wife" is happy living with me, else why would she be here. Alcohol no longer plays a major part in her life, and she has freedom, She never loved you, she stayed with you as a partnership of convenience. You know that, you're just lost in an imaginery world where you found love, but it never really existed. you go for women 30 years younger than you? That's not love, that twisted!

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  95. So how am i working out the rules to How to Be A Character Assasinator? I didn't know such vile human beings like you existed till i met you. I've learned all about this horrible dark world you live in, from you for a start!

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  96. And just how am i bitter and twisted? I helped a lovely lady get away from a nasty bastard, and better than that, I found the person I had been looking for for years - caring, thoughtful, imaginative, clever in the arts, poetry and the english language - the complete opposite of you in fact! Wonder why you didn't get on? Jealousy was one reason. Another is that you are incapable of love. You hurt your family and those around you. You are bickering on facebook with your family, and you get angry and abusive as soon as you can. Why does the lady whose blog this is know what you are like? I suppose I coached her. Read her comments to you. Is she also deluded and a complete moron. You abused her online, that's wy she retaliated with this blog. Why are you just aiming your bullshit at me? Everyone you meet hates you because you cant help being a sociopath who will try and have sex with as much as everything as possible. You are a vile disgusting evil piece of shite. You made it happen, you live with it and stop trying to blame it on everyone else, when it is ALL YOUR FAULT!

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  97. See what I mean? Total obsessed fruitcake..

    Capt R. Williams

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  98. Now if you look back through all of these posts, you will see a pattern - the Scratched Record. See how many times you repeat yourself, and claim that none of it has to do with you? Your last post was short, because you can't think of anything to say. Cool as a cucumber. Lol. Laurel is a very inteligent woman, she has had years of living with a total obsessed fruitcake, and now lives with one who isn't, as she knows better than to go through it all again. What the fuck would she possibly want to come back to you for. Read all the previous posts. Go on, do it! I just did. you are @sleep_advice_uk on Twitter and all people have to do is ready your posts. It's there in black and white. As I have asid on many many many occasions, you have nothing left to say, no life left to live and you have nowhere to go with this, but i do look forward to seeing more of the same boring bullshit, which will go on and on until u go to prison or die. Rinse and repeat. READ THE PREVIOUS POSTS FROM THE TOP. HELLO? IS THERE A BRAIN IN THERE, FUCKWIT?

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  99. Look through your curtains do you see any vehicles that shouldnt be there? Are they watching you? What are you going to do, sneak out the back and go a differnt route to the cafe and Cash Converters? Can you shake them off that way? Because you know you can't help committing fraud, it's in your blood, and besides, it doesn't matter if you scam people a few more times now you're going off to prison for 4 years does it? I mean it wouldn't hurt, after all, what can they do if you get caught? Send you to prison? Whose that bloke following you down the street. Turn down an alley and see if he follows you or walks on. Sneak to the cashpoint and rob it of the benefits you dont need, spend it on alcohol and heroin for Karen, sell all your belongings and throw caution to the wind. Oh you already did did't you, when you started on the long rocky road of being a career criminal :)

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  100. Do you have any comprehension what a moron your rants make you look. I do not retaliate because you are self confessed mentally ill and I feel so sory for you David..

    Capt R. Williams

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  101. there, you see that last comment "moron" repeated, "mentally ill" "feel sorry for you david" - is that why you post your abuse at me on twitter Steven? PEDOFILE. didnt you touch up your daughter? remember how you treated your son when he was only 1? I'm not ranting, I'm giving it you back because you thought you were untouchable. Read the Rules above Captain Fucking fuckwit! Say hi to Uncle Pervy for me - thats you - talk to yourself. This normally gives the best answers, but in your case it can't possibly. Laurel calls you insane, but as ive said i have to repeat because your so fucking stupid. YOU, right? CANT yes? HELP gedtting it REPLYING. do.you.see.a.pattern.here? When you get UPSET you retaliate by changing my words and throwing them back in the form of abuse. You're taking what I say and making it your own because you haven't got any unique thoughts of you're own. That's where you are failing - too much Copy and Paste Pal! DO.YOU.KNOW.HOW.MANY.TIMES.YOU.HAVE.SAID.THE.SAME.THING.OVER.AND.OVER.AND.OVER.AGAIN? you are a RACIST and a BULLY and a LIAR and a THIEF and a FRAUDSTER. How can anyone like that?

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  102. 18. Change your name and steal other peoples identities, to commit more crimes, because one or two isn't enough. 19. Try to keep grinding them down 20. learn some polite ways of speaking, and writing so you can fool more people into thinking you are nice

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  103. On and on and on, you still just dont get it do you?

    Nothing you say matters in the slightest, everyone sees you for the Moron that you are and all in all
    I JUST DON'T CARE AND YOU JUST DON'T MATTER

    Capt R. Williams

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  104. And if any of my posts have made me look like a moron, nobody of note, ie: a human being, has told me this? Oh Steven, sometimes I think that half of the things you post online, are to stop us from posting and having our say because you're corned and you don't like it. Aw bless! You started it because of your obsessions - I'm finishing it.

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  105. Oh and yet another thing, did you know it's a crime to prey on the mentally ill? Maybe this is why I can get a case against you as well. Oh wait, that's what I'm doing :)

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  106. Nothing Really Matters, Nothing Really Matters to Me

    BONG!
    Capt R Williams

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  107. Yes you dont care and THAT.IS.WHY.YOU.CANT.HELP.REPLYING.BECAUSE.YOUR.AN.OBSESSIVE.COMPULSIVE.see a patter here, or shall i just copy and paste the above? WHY DOES THE OWNER OF THIS BLOG DISLIKE YOU SO MUCH THEN? Oh how deep the word MORON cuts me! oh woe is me! Fat Fucking Faggot :) (now he has to reply cos he doesnt like childish name calling - im just mirroring him and giving it back - do you see a pattern here? lol)

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  108. what matters to you is alcohol, money, prostitutes and controlling and manipulating people, but as i have said in my previous posts DO.YOU.SEE.A.PATTERN.HERE? it DOES matter to you - you dont LIKE it when you get your just desserts, that is why you must defend and justify and lie and cheat and steal, to try and fix yourself. you have been trying to do it for years but to no avail. you've tried everything to be happy, and it has all failed you, so you go through life repeating the same tired old pattern. This will probably have something to do with my next post, when i repeat some of the same stuff, because DO.YOU.SEE.A.PATTERN.HERE?

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  109. Is this the real life?
    Is this just fantasy?
    Caught in a landslide,
    No escape from reality.

    Open your eyes,
    Look up to the skies and see,
    I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
    Because I'm easy come, easy go,
    Little high, little low,
    Anyway the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me.

    Mama, just killed a man,
    Put a gun against his head,
    Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
    Mama, life had just begun,
    But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

    Mama, ooh,
    Didn't mean to make you cry,
    If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
    Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

    Too late, my time has come,
    Sent shivers down my spine,
    Body's aching all the time.
    Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go,
    Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth.

    Mama, ooh (anyway the wind blows),
    I don't wanna die,
    I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all.

    I see a little silhouetto of a man,
    Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
    Thunderbolt and lightning,
    Very, very frightening me.
    (Galileo) Galileo.
    (Galileo) Galileo,
    Galileo Figaro
    Magnifico.

    I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me.
    He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
    Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

    Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
    Bismillah! No, we will not let you go. (Let him go!)
    Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let him go!)
    Bismillah! We will not let you go. (Let me go!)
    Will not let you go. (Let me go!)
    Never, never let you go
    Never let me go, oh.
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
    Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me go.)
    Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

    So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
    So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
    Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby,
    Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

    (Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

    Nothing really matters,
    Anyone can see,
    Nothing really matters,
    Nothing really matters to me.

    Anyway the wind blows.

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    1. you know those lyrics are (C)Queen don't you, or are you claiming to have written that too? You like stealing other peoples work and passing it off as your own don't you? Do AS I SAY OR I WILL DESTORY YOU is your moto.

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  110. see how i stopped you from instantly replying by manipulating you? Stupid bastard! and Laurel is lying about all the hurt and abuse and misery she had to suffer while being in your company as well is she? And I suppose that once you are in prison, you will be writing letters to various people explaining that it was all her, or all me, or everyone on Twitters fault. she HATES you pal! Even if she wasn't with me she would be a damn sight happier without you! you make her SICK! that's why she drank so much, to get away from YOU! YOU are the problem, YOU are SICK and TWISTED and you were before I was alive. Who the fuck taught you all this? I mean, we know your Dad Cyril went to prison for fraud, but do these mad twisted perverted criminal mastermind fraudster genes go way back to when (some, maybe all #WithoutPrejudice - your words not mine - see a pattern here?) the Howarths were monkeys? And you NEVER answer the the tough questions do you? I see what you avoid replying to. I know what upsets you.

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  111. cut and paste. do you see a pattern here. YOU CANT HELP REPLYING. READ THE POSTS ABOVE BLAH BLAH ETC. You know what we do with our time? we laugh and joke and make things up to entertain us, we go out, we go shopping and enjoy it, we do a whole lot more than you could ever hope to have wished for and it HURTS you and im fucking GLAD!

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  112. Yes are the Queen lyrics a cryptic attempt at hiding the fact that you may be doing a runner to Ireland before they can lock you away in February, or that you will have killed yourself by then, because people aren't that stupid you know. And if on the off chance that you do attempt to kill either myself or Laurel, the evidence will be here and you'll just get a load of pills to take to keep you in a stupor in a mental hospital. Youve threatened to kill us before. your insane, i dont know if you mean it or ur bullshitting, yet again, though i think its probably 99.9% bullshit. Think of something new and I'll give you a fake diamond ring!

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  113. I Captain Richard Williams hereby make this NARATIVE STATMENT in support of a Divorce on the grounds of UNREASONABLE BEHAVIOUR.

    1. I met Laurel sometime around October 2004, at a car boot at 92/98 George St Blackpool. At that time I was an undiagnosed diabetic and used to fall asleep if I sat down and relaxed. Laurel would hide food that I had and play tricks on me whilst I was asleep. I never recognised it as flirting with me at the time, however it later turned out that this was what she was doing.

    2. Her mother, (Jeanne Monckman) had the stall in the car boot and Laurel helped her. One day whilst having a cigarette outside, her mother told me that she was dying of cancer and that Laurel and her brother Russel Monckman (aka Russ Jericho) would soon be left alone.

    3. She went on to tell me that Laurel had taken a shine to me and asked if I would form a relationship with Laurel and look after her when she passed away. I was shocked at this and pointed out that I had grown up children.

    4. It was about a month later that Laurel text me and came to meet me on my boat. It was at this time that we started a casual intimate relationship. We met on several occasions, normally just for sex, but I was starting to grow feelings for her.

    5. On the 20/04/206 Her mother passed away and Laurel contacted me in distress. There accommodation had been financed by there mother and her and her brother were being evicted. I invited Laurel and her brother to come to live with me at my home in Garstang.


    6. Laurel suffers from Bipolar and multiple personality disorders and her mood swings were at that time all over the place. She had started to self harm since the death of her mother, both with alcohol and by cutting her arms. This has continued throughout our relationship.

    7. The first incidents of domestic violence towards me by Laurel, took place in 2006, whilst she was living at my home at 13 Maple Road Garstang. This caused complaints from neighbours to the council and multiple instances of the police and ambulances attending the property whereby Laurel would either be sectioned or arrested.

    8. I suffer from physical ailments and the relationship was symbiotic in nature I tried to contain her mental health issues and she would help me with my physical disabilities.
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    9. Because of these complaints we were soon evicted and I bought a boat on Lake Windermere for for us to live on. Laurel her brother and there friend Carl and I lived aboard for some months before the marina finally asked us to leave, again because of Laurels drunken behaviour.

    10. We had the boat moved to Glasson Dock and then set off to Sea across to Ireland and up the Scottish coast. Each and every place we visited we were asked to leave with in a week, again because of problems from her drunken behaviour.

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  114. 11. We returned to Glasson Basin, as we could not go in the Marina and were married on the 14/06/2007 at Lancaster reg office, with the reception on the boat. Russel and Carl left us by then because things became intolerable for them.

    12. We sold the boat and went travelling by car across the country staying in hotels, again during this time we were asked to leave within a few days. Throughout this time Laurel was having intimate affairs with other men, to many to mention. She would go off for a few days with other men then return when they ran out of money and drink.

    13. I bought narrow boat on which we travelled down the canal network to London and back, again getting asked to move from town to town because of her behaviour. During this time we also had a house in Bolton, in which we stayed occasionally.

    14. Further incidents of domestic violence towards me by Laurel were in 2009, when we lived at Deganwy Quay in Wales. During this time laurel was drunk and she pushed me to the ground and kicked me. This was witnessed by police officers who successfully prosecuted Laurel for common assault.

    15. Within 6 months we were forced to leave and travelled the Irish Sea again. Over the period of a year we were banned from Preston, Deganwy, Conway, Fleetwood, Glasson, and Whitehaven marinas because of her drunken behaviour and had to sell the boat because we couldn’t moor it anywhere.

    16. We moved to Chorley, but again had to leave after 6 months and bought a replica submarine to live on. We wintered in a marine at Addlington, then set off along the canal again, arriving at Leeds in August 2011.

    17. We opened the submarine as a museum and had over 18 thousand free children visitors aboard. Laurel hated this and her behaviour went from bad to worse, with affair after affair with people all over Leeds. Things came to a head in
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    Sept 2012 when she had 5 affairs in a month one of them with a woman with Cerebral Palsy in a wheelchair.

    18. Laurel eventually left to have an affair with a man in Leeds and I cracked up, sold the boat and moved to Kent, to try and get her out of my mind. On arrival I collapsed and became very ill after my heart went out of sink from stress. I changed my Facebook account and phone numbers and made every effort to hide from her.

    19. Within weeks she found me and constantly bombarded me with texts, Facebook messages and phone calls, giving me dates and times when she was coming home; all of which passed without her return. This caused me both mental and physical pain and suffering and I almost commit suicide on both Christmas eve and New years eve.

    20. On Valentines Day 2013, she returned to my surprise, pregnant and trying to contain a Cannabis and amphetamine addiction, I took her back but it was a hard two months.


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  115. 21. Over a one week period the police were involved in three incidents in Sandwich Kent and Laurel was arrested and bailed on an allegation of assault against me. The desk sergeant was so annoyed that she bailed her with condition not to approach me or the boat and to leave Kent by 9pm that night. By this time she had lost the baby.

    22. She was on bail for several months and the CPS dropped the charges the day before a trial was due in Canterbury, because I had withdrawn my statement against her.

    23. We were homeless and lived at her brothers house at Brighton Avenue in Blackpool. During this time she was again drinking heavenly and became violent towards me, the police attended this address several times.

    24. Eventually Her brother had enough and threw her out, but not me. She went to live at her Dads for 10 days until we got a flat at xxxxxxxxxxx
    Blackpool on July 15th 2013, which, is the current marital home.

    25. Things seemed OK at first, but her drinking worsened., and a confrontation one night caused my heart to go out of sink again and made me very ill. Even after this, Laurel would thrive on insulting, alarming and scaring me for a laugh, which just made me worse.


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    26. The police have attended this address many times and I have always felt intimidated and in fear of being attacked, both when she was drunk or sober.

    27. On Sunday 3rd Nov 2013 Laurel got drunk and became aggressive towards me, I was both physically and emotionally distressed and eventually got her to go to her fathers. The next day her dad told me that she was missing and we heard no word from her. I had just started receiving Home care assistance from the council, because she kept leaving me alone and I could not manage.

    28. The council put in place long term carers 3 times a day to come in to my home and help care for me. However within a few days my social worker told me that the care company's risk assessment prevented the carers from visiting, because of the risk of Laurel turning up at the property. I was eventually given direct payments by Blackpool Council, to pay for a private carer to come and care for me.

    29. Since Wednesday the 6th Nov 2013 Laurel has left and returned to the marital home, on many occasions, each one ending in violence and intimidation towards me and police attendance to remove her.

    30. The last incidence of of domestic violence towards me by Laurel was on 11th June 2014 in my home at xxxxxxxxxxxxxx Blackpool. On this occasion she both mentally and physically abused me for over an hour, before being arrested. (video evidence available) During this attack, my hair was pulled, I was punched, kicked, spat at and threatened with a glass ashtray. Laurel admitted this assault and was given a police caution.



    Signed, Captain Richard Williams: …............................. date:...................

    Divorce partition In the post David, Just for you

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  116. so you're also being less abusive on here so you can try and say it's me harassing you, but the evidence is all around that it is you, Steven, who is haraa.. hold on DO.YOU.SEE.A.PATTERN.HERE? Didn't you type that before I did? hmmm....

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  117. she hasn't got BI-POLAR! i'll look into your private care as well. And she never cut her arms because of you? and she never drank because of you. Her medical records speak volumes. One of the drs said to her that it was you that was causing her mental problems and that she should get as far away from you as possible. You can fuck off with the divorce petition. we're going to save the 400 quid ourselves and she can get a divorce once she has been away from you for two years. That's worse case scenario - best case, it will be quicker. Thanks for that long and lengthy load of JUSTIFICATION, which, as ive pointed out in previous posts... oh, wait, DO.YOU.SEE.A.PATTERN.HERE? I don't need to read it all, because it's just blah blah blah blah blah. I don't care about her past, I care about her future. She has proper contact with her brother and nieces now and that of course makes her happy. She doesn't have to run away from you to her Dads now does she? In fact she has no reason to run away now, because you aren't pulling the strings. The only reason, as Ive said over and over and over and over again, that youve posted that long list of nonesense, is that you can't help but to reply, because you are OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE, OBSESSED with LAUREL, OBSESSED with MONEY, OBS.. oh, wait, here it comes again - DO.YOU.SEE.A.PATTERN.HERE? How many times have i typed THAT? S.C.R.A.T.C.H.E.D..R.E.C.O.R.D - TWO years of it. When ive told you its DULL and BORING and MONOTONOUS, you just carry on. Yo're 54 and act like a six year old who can't have any sweets. Next!

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  118. Sarah Boddy the woman with Cerebral Palsy in a wheelchair? You said to Sarah that if she gave you £250 she could have said with her. You also wanted a threesome with both of them, but as usual Laurel wanted nothing to do with you sick pervertions, and went into the bathroom and cut herself again, to stop the threesome happening. Why would you invite someone you love into a threesome, as in the time you invited Mark into a threesome of your submarine, where you were ignored and punched Mark in the face, then Laurel? Oh we've talked extensively, and I'm afraid that what she says is far more likely to be the truth, than your sorry stream of LIES, BULLSHIT, DECEIT and ABUSE. DO.YOU.SEE.A.PATTERN.HERE?

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  119. Did you or did you not Mr Captain Richard Williams or whatever your name is (didnt your Sister say that to you yesterday of Facebook?) attempt to murder your wife? Was your son James Howarth in the car? Wasn't he in the car because you phoned him up and said "I think I've killed her!!" - She woke dazed in the back of that car, and kept quiet so you didn't know she had woken up, and she heard you talking to him. DID YOU ATTEMPT TO MURDER YOUR WIFE MR WILLIAMS?

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  120. He just wont stop ill he, on and on and on, board now bye all...

    Capt R. Williams

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  121. Any acts of Domestic Violence towards you, was when she couldnt take it any more. And you always turned it around, got her arrested, the dropped the charges or got her put in a Mental Hospital. It's all you, and it's all about you. Of course in court you will play on your dodgy ticker and bad memory, and bad back, or any other forms of bad health you can muster up the glean sympathy, but you have been found guilty of FRAUD and this means, more than likely, that PEOPLE WILL NOT BELIEVE YOU!

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  122. and you never smashed up any hotel rooms on your Jolly jaunts? Anyway, thought you'd like to know that two people are going to write a book about all this, and contact the National Newspapers - they love stuff like this! I could even say its Loosely based on a true Story, and include names like, oh, I don't know - James, Brian, Cyril, Dennis - There's a cast of thousand, probably. It may or may not finally put to bed the rumour that Howarth is a good old fashioned family with a good old fashioned name and good old fashioned family values. This is what the Kings did - they had history re written, know what I mean 'Enery?

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  123. Here are some links to video's of Laurels domestic abuse of both her mentally ill cousin and I. What cant speak cant lie and if anyone wants the full unedited copies, they are available on request..

    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=319736411532087&set=vb.100004871922238&type=3&theater

    https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=290917987747263&set=vb.100004871922238&type=3&theater

    I am so sorry I have had to show these Laurel, but your Moron of a boyfriend needs to be silenced from this constant harassment of me.

    Capt. R. Williams

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  124. Didn't answer that accusation did you, the one where i asked you if you ATTEMPED to KILL YOUR WIFE? remember i said in a few posts ealier that I see the posts you don't reply to? Seems a bit fishy to me; maybe there's a touch of guilt attached to that, and so you don't want to reply just in case it may make you look bad. See how youve now said "bye all" because you dont like what you are reading. I know your pattern, because i've had to endure it for so long. As I said, I will be adding to the instructions on how to be a Character Assasinator. It's easy, you're proving me with the information as i go along. Just keep replying, but nice LOOOONNGG posts because then i have more to work with. I could code a computer program that would act like it's you talking, based on what I know so far, that's how predictable you are. You do know what Artificial Intelligence is right? And do you know what Applied Psycology is? And Theory? Ever worked your magic in the department? What about the ability to adapt to your situation, or giving up on an idea because it's only going to make you go mad. Oh that's right, you already went mad, because you couldnt give up on the idea of ficing yourself. oops, scratched record. See above posts. WHY DOESNT THE ADMINISTRATOR OF THIS BLOG LIKE YOU? Why Dont the staff at clarence dock like you? Why do people who meet you & work you out straight away? You act eccentric, but too eccentric, and they realise why you're so full of shit. You're too cocky with it - you don't take your time - you can't help but be abusive and you spoil your own set up. Useless. Completely fucking useless!

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  125. HAVE THE STARTED SELLING LSD AGAIN?

    I have never tried to murder my wife and would never do so. The reason I am not answering in long strings is simply because its late and I am trying to watch a good film which is far more important than commenting to you deranged rants.

    I as you, Anybody, just read his last post as it clearly showed he must be completely insane or on more drugs...

    R. Williams

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  126. er, didnt you say you were BOARD and BYE! See how you're getting more annoyed? Stupid fucking bastard. havent you worked out that it was my plan to keep you talking until you fucked off tonight, or tomorrow, or whenever it is you feel you have Won This Round? As I said I have more information on you and your abuse and violence, but I'm keeping it for the lawyers, as it may, as you might say Prejudice any Crown Court Case. DO.YOU.SEE.A.PATTER.OF.REPETITION.HERE.STEVEN? how many times have i typed that now? you're OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE. Im here wating your time. I don't care, I'm just doing it to wind the hell out of you because that's what you've tried to do to us for nearly two years. Ask yourself why I'm so confident in posting this stuff? There must be a reason? Is it because WE HAVE CONTACTED THE RELEVENT AUTHORITIES as i have repeated more than several times, and TOLD THEM EVERYTHING? MORON/BASTARD/IDIOT/TW*T/FAT B******, oh just add them yourself - it's just petty name calling: "Sir, he stole my phone" "Sir, sir, he did this, he did that" - you're trying to play Poor Me again, and The Victim, but it just doesn't wash any more. It doesnt matter what you or I type here THE RELEVENT AUTHORITIES HAVE THE INFORMATION. I dont know why you deem it so important to keep replying to my mere mutteringsm after all, I'm just mental, and i was supposed to have killed ur wife last weeks, according to you. Where do you get this drivel? Off some cheap American Cop Show? As Laurel says, you don't live in the real world. We can keep this up forever - you say it doesnt matter but I know its affecting you. It's called revenge, but I'm not the one going to prison. "without her i am nothing" you plead. well all the time inside without the Laurel U Made Up will do nothing to fix you either, Pal.

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  127. Yes Steve, i sell LSD, coccaine, cannabis, speed, pills, women, beer, crisps and a fine selection of pastries. I am guilty of everything. Put the fucking cuffs on now. Rinse and Repeat. See how you cant help replying - dont you see what im trying to point out - WHEN PEOPLE READ THIS THEY WILL SEE YOUR A NUTCASE! Watching the film on the TV you stole off Laurel eh? In the flat you moved into so she moved out of eh? Tried to play happy families again eh? "When the end comes it will be painful" you said on Twitter. what does that mean Steven?

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  128. so you didnt try to murder your wife and someone has made that up too. Did you kill her dog? no thats right, it trapped itself in the cage door and broke it's own neck. Have you thrown several of her phones in the water at Clarence Dock? Did you ever forge Laurels signature? If all of this is all lies, why am I wasting my time. I have things to do, and you know I do. The evidence for that is online, but instead im dealing with you because of your abuse online towards us, because your prize got away and grew up. Your blleating to her on the phone, and online about how much you love her and cant live without her, is pathetic. and you feel sorry for me when I have met the most wonderful person in the world, who, believe it or not, does not cut herself, does not drink, does not walk around angry all the time, and is trusted with my property, including my wallet. All these replies only serve to make you look even more of a TWAT than you already are. Go get 'em Tiger! Chin up!

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  129. As I said David, I am quietly sat here watching a film, not alarmed, worried or concerned in the slightest. Sadly you are unable to wind me up in the slightest, I, along with the DSS. the Police, The HMRC, the Social Services have listened too your nonsense for months now and you know what?

    No one gives a shite, No one Listens and No one Cares about the ranting of a completely insane moron, who realy need sectioning to prevent him from moaning and complaining and ranting himself to Death...

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  130. What my posts clearly show is that I know how to use words, how to converse, how to use my own mind to work things and people out, and how psycology and the written word work. This is what people learn at school, and university, and get degrees in, which clearly shows that we are all completely insane, as you say, because you know everything. Well that put down worked well didn't it?

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  131. WHAT ALL THIS CLEARLY SHOWS IS THAT I AM DEFENDING and PROTECTING LAUREL SO BASTARDS LIKE YOU, CAPTAIN SIR RICHARD BLIMMIN IN THE CLOUDS ON HIS HIGH HORSE HIGH AND BLOODY MIGHTY WILLIAMS, can't take control of people to suit their own ends, then abuse them in the process.

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  132. and yet you still reply. the police are watching you. the ones from blackpool, the ones that she saw when she got arrested for assaulting you. their computer lit up and they laughed when they read all about you. Forensics was seen and a statement given. they phoned on the day Rotheram child abuse scandal kicked off in the papers, and appologized for taking so long to get back to her, and that they would be seeing her very soon. I heard the phone call myself. I keep telling you the truth but u cant determine lfrom lies or truth can you, because you are OBSESSED man, OBSESSED.

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  133. Well just watched Under.the.Dome.S02E12 with constant interruption and distraction and still dont know what it's all about. Well time for bed, ready to wake up to read another load of harassment and abuse from YOU KNOW WHO,, lol Night all

    Richard

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  134. there you go again about me needing to be sectioned. thats what you did to Laurel isnt it? call the police, get her sectioned, so you could have a few days away from you? But then i think ive typed that before. Tell me, have you read through all of these posts? come to any conclusions others than I am a Moron and should be sectioned, or The World Owes Steven Fucking Williams a Living? Horrible being alone with no one of sense to talk to isnt it? Vertain people think the same about you. Money cant buy her, which is a shame, cos if it had, it would have made up for the fact that she was pis bored listening to the same old waffle come out of your foul mouth, day after day. she never learned anything positive from you. Cool as a cucumber. Repeating that you arent concerned. You said BYE a while ago but are still here. Round and round his sick mind goes, where it leads, nobody knows.

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  135. AS I SAID IF YOU LOOK AT @SLEEP_ADVICE_UK ON TWITTER PEOPLE, you will see the BOLLOCKS he comes out with http://tweettunnel.com/reverse2.php?pn=1&sn=&textfield=sleep_advice_uk&go=Go

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  136. If you had just let her go then none of this bollocks of yours would be online, now would it?

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  137. I'll be back to point out the Real Richard Williams again, once ive read through all his previous tweets. Enjoy the nuclear fallout from your family reunion on facebook eh?

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  138. oh and heres more trth - i never beat my mother and neither my father or step father arse fucked me, as you so politely put it, and remember, your 54 and talking like a child :)

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  139. another fact that you refuse to believe: I have NEVER used any of Laurels Twitter accounts, pretending to be her. I don't know any of her passwords. I trust her because she trusts me, and the respect is mutual too.

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  140. My haven't you all been busy overnight? Do you not sleep?

    I take it all back. None of you have any shame. Do you think you have done enough airing of your dirty washing in public yet?

    I have every sympathy for Laurel meeting such a sick and twisted individual but at the same time I do think that some of the comments on here are going too far.

    Do either of you think it these postings are "normal" behaviour for people in the middle of a court case? I think you all need to step back and take a look at what you are actually writing. It does none of you any favours.

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  141. With respect Naughty-Cal I am only responding in response to abuse. My fate is sealed I get a maximum of 4 years no matter what you, he or anyone says because I have admitted my crimes.

    As for prejudicing Lollys case, the morons comments speak for themselves, he has opened another can of worms for the CPS to pick the bones through, which can do nothing than to make things worse for laurel.

    Capt R, Williams

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  142. You have admitted tax fraud but that isn't the limit of your crimes. If you were anything of a man you would admit to the rest of it as well.

    Do you not see benefit fraud as a crime?

    Do you think it right that hard working, tax paying families have to fork out for fraudsters like you?

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    1. funny, but youd think that if someone were capable of frauding 1.1m that they would be able to read isnt it? Benefit crime is indeed a crime.

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    2. he also makes up vile stories about myself and his ex online and wonders why we retaliate. Only he has the right to defend himself apparently :O

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    3. "with respect" - ive never seen any of that? and Hes told them how to prevent this type of fraud happening again. big of him. what a mastermind! :)

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    4. "Anus" crime. shall we tell him he means Heinous. Fraudian Slip or Guilty Pleasure? Lol "Being an intelligent lady" - see how he tries to butter you up, but you know how this works :)

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  143. With respect, I have admitted Vat Fraud at 1.1 Million Pounds, I have told them how it was done and how to prevent it from being done by anyone else.

    I will be sentenced in Feb. and if I had anything else in the closet then I would certainly have admitted it by now and had it taken in to consideration.

    Being an intelligent Lady, I am sure you know that it would make not the slightest difference, indeed baring Murdering or raping someone virtually nothing would.

    I have no Skeletons, I have done the "Most Anus and Despicable Crime" of Claiming back too much VAT, something that I feel most people would do if they thought they could get away with it.

    I am so ill, that I will probably never come out, so to me, just a few weeks inside is a life sentence, but I have had a wonderful life which is why I say again and again..

    I have lost the love of my life Laurel, and nothing else matters, nothing realy matters to me.....

    Captain Richard Williams, aka, Steven Howarth, aka Jack Walker, aka David Wilson, aka Martin Taylor, aka Howard Wilkes and n and on and on..

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  144. Facebook removed a comment i posted about u being a rapist, but you are because ive heard about it first hand. Go and try and justify yourself again somewhere else. Laurel is sick of it. absolutely sick of it, and thats what you are trying to do, push a wedge between us again arent you Steve, in the hope that she will run into your loving fists before u go to PRSION FOR TAX FRAUD - good at causing problems between other people arent you Steven? Lol.

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  145. If you are so fucking ill, how come you have the time to get pissed whenever you can, and keep on posting ll that horrible shite you post on Facebook and Twitter, Captain?

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  146. Before telling anyone on Twitter you have a harassment order in process against me, maybe you should consider all of your sick and abusive tweets, and .... DO.YOU.SEE.A.PATTERN.HERE?

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  147. See its all Mind Games, and you've been doing it so long, its a repetition of NOTHING!

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  148. This Captain chap will contact you on Twitter and say "He stole my wife, he is a rapist a wfire beater and I have a harassment order out against him" - Now you've read all this Tweeps, which looks more likely?

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  149. What about the other people you have harassed, including the man who didn't leave a donation at your submarine. And why have you been banned from owning a gun for five years. You Sound like a very dangerous man to me!

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  150. SEND THE POLICE ROUND TO ISSUE ME WITH A HARASSMENT ORDER. DO IT! I'' tell them all about the wanting to fuck our dead baby comment, which, although you say it was a quote from a film, was aimed at me on Twitter. And I'll show them all the images I have snapshotted off Twitter and the internet, and how you try to contact people you aren't supposed to because of court case. All I have to do is show the poilce this blog to be honest, Steven.

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  151. @sleep_advice_uk Don't give out what you can't take back - That is NOT harassment - you physcially and mentally hurt people. Years of it!

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  152. Oh and when you talk to the police about me harassing you again, make sure to take everything I say out of context, and play the victim by saying you have a bad heart, and you can't walkmore than 100 meters, without slagging someone off, or stealing from them eh?

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  153. So the police don't take me seriously eh? What this then, Scotch Mist? https://www.facebook.com/Bens0nix

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  154. National Express? You are stuck in time - we've moved on a lot since then haven't we? She isn't going to come and see you, she isn't going to phone you, she has got away from you and your control. For definate this time! It took long enough, but it has happened. @LaurelsArt2014 is indeed herself talking on Twitter. I do not control her accounts and I never have. You want to believe that I do so you can keep on living in your fantasy world. You just admitted on Twitter that your life is a mess. Deal with it, move on. We are trying to move on, but you just keep on trying to keep on. This web page has shut you down, you have, as I have said many times before, NOTHING LEFT. The people you contact on Twitter? They talk to me and I show them this blog. I don't think you can control the person tht runs this blog can you? You have NO MORE MOVES. NO ONE LIKES YOU, NO ONE CARES FOR YOU, only the BOTTLE and the whores you say you buy regularly on Twitter. Good luck with everything!

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  155. Lol this blog is the perfect deterant from others trying to get her away from me. If some idiot starts chatting her up, and I intervene, and he thinks she can do better than me, and starts mouthing off at me, calling me names, or, I dunno, something along the lines of "Moron", or "feck off you four eyed C*nt" - I'll just show them this webpage on my smartphone, and they will back off immediately. Thanks Steve - I mean, it works on Twitter when you open your mouth, so why shouldn't it here? Thanks again, your friend (in your words, not mine, I hasten to add, to add a bit of spice to it) Dave.

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  156. Look mate, your only making yourself look a daft prick, Ive seen half your tweets on Twitter too! Just be happy he pleaded guilty and is going away in a few months! Why you have to bang on and on about it 24/7 is unbeknown to many people who read this. Turn off the repeat and get on with your life.

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  157. I dont know if that Captain or not, since your Anonymous, but I dont bang on 24/7 about it, as you will know if you read half my tweets. he's made up stories about my father fucking me, and that i beat my mother and threatened to rape our dead baby, and there's more he has done to people in the past and the police are going to deal with it. In the meantime when he keeps posting his vile shite about me, I will continue to post vile shite about him - the fifference here is that what I say is the truth. He wouldn't know the truth if it hit him in the face, like he did when he punched his ex on his sub, or tried killing her with an ashtray, or feeding her alcohol, or shouting and bullying her. Its a free country, and you don't need to say that I'm making myself look a daft prick, you could have been polite about it, else have said nothing at all. If this isn't Captain, it's someone who has posted it on his behalf, since the grammar and spelling is better. Why should I turn off the repeat (don't you mean scratched record - that's another phrase for it you know, that you may be trying to avoid to make yourself look like someone else, if you are the Captain, and it looks like you used a spell check this time. If you don't like it, block me, ignore me, do what you want. I have had this bastard stalking me for nearly two years, he has threatened to cut our throats, he has killed his ex's dog, he has lied and stolen, he is hated by most people he meets cos he can't help being a sociopath. Now he has met his match and I am closing him down. people on Twitter are agreeing with me and giving sympathy to her, so what does that say? Thank you for your comment. I will stop it all immediately because you are so right. Psychology eh? Try again!

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  158. Oh and I notice that many other people who think I am being a prick, have commented and said so in this blog. Well done you for being the first, because this has been going on for far too long, and yet you get the Gold Star. You must feel wonderful Steve, or whoever you are. I tip my hat to you. You aren't bothered and havent commented on all the abuse he has dealt out, but have a go at me specifically. Hm, that sounds like The Captain of Fuck All talking again. DO YOU SEE A PATTERN HERE?

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  159. No no. I was one of your many followers on Twitter and like a lot of them, unfollowed you as all you do is drone on and on about Sleep_Advice_UK. No one cares anymore, you personally singlehandedly have bored and irriated the pants off many a people and to be honest as to why no one else posts on here is because they've got better things to do with their time! It seems you don't! The way to talk about him seems that you are the one who is obsessed. Was it you in the relationship with him or your girlfriend? God alone knows how anyone could comprehend being a friend to you, let alone in a relationship! So politely, button it mate, simple!

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  160. My last comment was on: 26 September 2014 16:14

    I am unable to comment on these matters anymore due to pending legal action.

    Capt Richard Williams.

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  161. Unfollowed sleep_advice_uk as well then, or are you falling for his sorry stories. See, like the Captain, you are now going to bang on and on about it, cos you can't help but respond, er, Steven. Tell me your name mate and I may be a bit more sympathetic. If you read my tweets you can see how many people are interracting with me. Still going at me tho eh? What about the lady that runs this site. She commented again only the other day. Grow up Steve (or friend with the spell checker, who has been taken in by his lies and bullshit and deceit and has been promised a grand or something). I look forward to your next reply because you sound like Steven, and DO YOU SEE A PATTERN HERE? Same old. Nothing positive.Only hate, blame, bullying and words that don't count. I've said this over and over. You are wating your time. Split personality is it? Aw bless!

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  162. TOLD YOU YOU CAN TAKE ALL THE LEGAL ACTION YOU WANT. YOU'RE SICK AND YOU NEED HELP. I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE TO SAY THIS. THE POLICE HAVENT TUNED UP YET HAVE THEY? Remember saying to me at the boat that you had heard that "babies can org*** in 9 seconds? Why the FUCK would I make that up? NOTHING LEFT TO SAY. Same words, different order. same threats, nothing happens, same shit different day for you, happy days here with her with me. She has gotten out of your nightmare. Thank God, else I believe you would have killed her, with your childish anger, when you can't control, and with anything you can get your hands on.

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  163. secret profiles is it again? well tell me something i dont know, or prove it. You're very good aren't you? lol

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  164. @sleep_Advice_uk so why are you now repeating what laurel has said in the past?. Her turn now is it?

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  165. You're closing down aren't you? You can't live without what you have destroyed, because you lost control. So you've been reading other peoples private messages again eh? Now you're attacking her?

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  166. @sleep_advice_uk Karina mention that she was dying her hair? and it's DYED not DIED! tell Karina why shes now blocked!

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  167. A lot of facebook friends will shortly be disappearing, including fake accounts, because "i have cameras everywhere!

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  168. nobody has DIED their hair - the new avi pic yester wasnt washed and DIED. want a picture of the full BOX?

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  169. How did you ever impress anyone with the way you carry on with all this tired tripe? Oh that's right, you didn't - the appeal of money did! Yawn. Come on Mind Games man - what's next?

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  170. Lol Karina is like you - once when Russ put the webcam on Skype, and he left the room, she went straight into the room, up to the screen and read all his messages. You roo should get it together. You're a nutter and she is. Check out her fireplace! You could easily manipluate her? Oh no, sorry, forget i mentioned it - there are kids involved!

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  171. You like film quotes doncha, well "go get your fucking shoe shine box" #GoodFellas

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  172. Acting polite online and not directly aiming anything at me for a month, won't get you a case of harassment against me, 'cos now you're harassing her, by posting old Facebook messages, so that's US in a relationship, so you are harassing ME and Her dopey!

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  173. We told the psychiatrist on Friday at 10am at Aire Court that her mental health was made bad by you in the past, and that this continued interference in our lives wasn't doing us any good atl all. We both went in. I didn't talk over her, because I have respect. So you will bepleased to know that indeed we are getting help and back up from the relevent authorites. Bet that breaks your cold black heart doesn't it Mr Butter Wouldnt Melt Steven Howarth Richard Williams? Pee Em Ess Ell !

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  174. By the way, the Its going to happen any minute er, didnt happen Steve. Were sat here typing, with no broken phone?

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  175. So now you're being a Medium, and claim to have hidden cameras in our flat? The fire alarm is new. Lol. And I haven't moved for an hour so how did it go black? People make coffee all the time and so that wasn't easy to guess, especially since you read all of my tweets Stalker Boy! So what's next in your Bumper Book of Childish Behaviour Stories? DO YOU SEE A PATTERN HERE. Totally Insane as Laurel put it the other day. Oh, of course, that wasn't her, that was me, controlling all of her accounts (as you say) while smoking 20 quid of weed a day (never have) and doing this and that and the other. There must be several clones of me, cos even I can't manage all that at once!

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  176. No matter what hell you have put us through, we are still here and still together, and she isn't going to prison Steve, you must know that in your heart of hearts. You controlled her and got her to do things when drunk. It was all your paperwork and you transferred the money between accounts to stop a paper trail. You changed other peoples names without telling any of the parties. It was all YOU. This would make a good film I think. It's all nuts the things you have done. I never personally saw any evidence that you had anyithng positive in your life when I knew you in person, and I certainly was NOT your friend, since I keep my friends close and my enemies closer. I have lived such a varied life that I have met people like you, over and over, though never anyone with all the skills you have, to be such a bastard. You really are a mixed bag aren't you? I'm surprised you haven't got schizophrenic with all that nonesense floating about in your dim little mind. God knows why your head doesn't explode with the sheer delerium of it all?

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  177. Well over 5 years on amphetamine Sulphate has done this to you. Irreversible. No point in seeking help - You burnt your brain mate! And smoke and drink? Didn't you start that all cos you didn't want a son? Yet you wanted to adopt mine? Yeh that makes sense. Also, aren't you too ill to look after a child, let alone yourself? Isn't that why you claim flase benefits to get someone to wash you in the shower? This is a definate sickness, and the only way out is probably pills Pal, and a rubber room. They will find you a nice spot by the frosted windows in prison ;)

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  178. You've been watching too much "Enima of the State" again, haven't you Ruprect? Listen, I know this woman on the Arthingtons, whose been taking speed for 10 years. She bangs on walls and screams and shouts, and has her bloke keep the house together. They have no stuff. They've sold it all for speed. They're both on speed and hooked. She has been in and out of mental hospital,and must be 7 stone wet. I think she's 38, but don't quote me on that! She doesn't know whether she's coming or going and is killing herself taking more. She probably has only five years to live. So I can see where you're coming from now. I just had that Eureka moment see?

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  179. Cognitive impairment with long-term use. >> http://www.patient.co.uk/doctor/Amfetamine-(Amphetamine)-Abuse-and-Intoxication.htm# is this YOU? Oh well, as you say, you've had a good life, but you have caused your health problems, and that dodgy ticker of yours. Now you want to use your bad health to play on? Never end does it pal, never ends!

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  180. yes and she didnt leave the room, and she wore that at blackpool, and i wear jeans and a t shirt all the time - obvious :) Oh BTW, you know a while back, when you first said you were watching us on secre cams? It's just plain illegal. You love to talk crime all the time don't you? Now I know why you say you aren't bothered about everything or anything. the SPEED KILLED YOUR CONCIENCE!

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  181. So yes, ive been kept entertained for a few more hours. Was that the plan? Yep, cos it only goes to add to this blog. You really are the Northern Money I was told you was when I first met you aren't ya Steve?

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  182. Did you just delete all your Tweets about having spy cameras in the fire alarm, the bathroom and the front room? So that I go to the police, in my obviously shook up state, and tell them about these camera's, then they cart me off to the funny farm 'cos there's no Tweet proof? They can undelete them you know? Deluded Pal, deluded!

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  183. Drive that wedge boy, drive it home! hahahahahahahaha

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  184. "If only you knew what was really going on" you just posted on Twitter, as @Sleep_advice_uk - do you know where her other shoe is, cos she doesn't fucking know. By the way, she was out at Nisa and Tescoes when you saw her at home with her black hoodie?

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